Boldly Going Where No Journal Has Gone Before!

Titles are overrated.

21 September
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Nicole (In a Nutshell):
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am as expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I don't perspire.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I only sleep once a week. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

Or maybe I'm just a boring recent lawschool graduate, who uses this journal as a means to goof off and have fun with friends. Yeah, that might be it. Due to a *cough* certain person *cough*, my journal is now friends only - but for the most part, feel free to friend/de-friend as you wish. I like meeting new people. ;)
Not sure whether to 'friend' me? Read my testimonials!
"Nicole's sense of humor is not impotent."
- foxywriter

"After six months of reading Nicole's journal, I have experienced a dramatic reduction in hair loss and some regrowth!"
- brokenboner

"Nicole is the hottest sex kitten to hit LJ since the "Now Hiring" Goat!"
- power12252

"Reading Nicole's LJ is like riding on a rollercoaster of emotions. I laughed, I cried, and I rediscovered my fear of the dark."
- cllort

"Nicole is like, totally super aweseome. Like, TOTALLY super awesome."
- yourlivewire

"Reading Nicole's LJ is like taking a ride on the big waterslide at Sunsplash -- you don't quite know what it's gonna be like, but you know that people will scream and you'll have a wedgie when it's all over."
- foxywriter (yes, again)

"Oh, what a lucky person you are to have found Nicole's LJ. Not only is she a witty, intelligent, and beautiful person, she has a flair for talking about her life in a way that grabs your attention with subtle nuances, enticing you to read each entry through to the end, and leaving you longing for more. Welcome to the crazy, 'incredible' world of Nicole's LJ."
- timewanderer

"Nicole's journal is one big Golden Girls episode. Tales of sex, education, idiocy, and 1942 Sicily all roled into one. Thank you for being a friend!"
- theflhurricane

"The Moose knows all, see all, and talks of all...hence the Moose knows that this LJ be a good read. It includes plently of random circumstances, Exorcism Tongs, Bling Bling and the wonders of Speedos, Incredibles underwear and bathroom accessories, among others. And just remember, Nickers is like the Germans, if you don't join the party she'll come get ya! ... To the Escalade!"
- anonymoose_au

"Missnickers is the real life equivalent of Elastigirl ...or something like that."

"Nicole's LiveJournal is of a randomness rivalled only by drunken leprechauns in a casino!"
- Raves rayluxuryacht of WTF? Magazine
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