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| User: | missnickers (1086310) 
Boldly Going Where No Journal Has Gone Before!
Titles are overrated.
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| Name: | Nicole |
| Location: | Sacramento, California, United States |
| Birthdate: | 09-21 |
| AOL IM: |  NDOutatime88 (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Bio: |
| Nicole (In a Nutshell): |
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am as expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I don't perspire.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I only sleep once a week. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
Or maybe I'm just a boring recent lawschool graduate, who uses this journal as a means to goof off and have fun with friends. Yeah, that might be it. Due to a *cough* certain person *cough*, my journal is now friends only - but for the most part, feel free to friend/de-friend as you wish. I like meeting new people. ;) |
| Not sure whether to 'friend' me? Read my testimonials! |
"Nicole's sense of humor is not impotent."
- ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) foxywriter
"After six months of reading Nicole's journal, I have experienced a dramatic reduction in hair loss and some regrowth!"
- brokenboner
"Nicole is the hottest sex kitten to hit LJ since the "Now Hiring" Goat!"
- power12252
"Reading Nicole's LJ is like riding on a rollercoaster of emotions. I laughed, I cried, and I rediscovered my fear of the dark."
- cllort
"Nicole is like, totally super aweseome. Like, TOTALLY super awesome."
- yourlivewire
"Reading Nicole's LJ is like taking a ride on the big waterslide at Sunsplash -- you don't quite know what it's gonna be like, but you know that people will scream and you'll have a wedgie when it's all over."
- foxywriter (yes, again)
"Oh, what a lucky person you are to have found Nicole's LJ. Not only is she a witty, intelligent, and beautiful person, she has a flair for talking about her life in a way that grabs your attention with subtle nuances, enticing you to read each entry through to the end, and leaving you longing for more. Welcome to the crazy, 'incredible' world of Nicole's LJ."
- timewanderer
"I am proud to be Nicole's freaky sex puppet!"
- littlei
"Nicole's journal is one big Golden Girls episode. Tales of sex, education, idiocy, and 1942 Sicily all roled into one. Thank you for being a friend!"
- theflhurricane
"The Moose knows all, see all, and talks of all...hence the Moose knows that this LJ be a good read. It includes plently of random circumstances, Exorcism Tongs, Bling Bling and the wonders of Speedos, Incredibles underwear and bathroom accessories, among others. And just remember, Nickers is like the Germans, if you don't join the party she'll come get ya! ... To the Escalade!"
- anonymoose_au
"Missnickers is the real life equivalent of Elastigirl ...or something like that."
-karuna_dreamer
"Nicole's LiveJournal is of a randomness rivalled only by drunken leprechauns in a casino!"
- Raves rayluxuryacht of WTF? Magazine
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| Memories:: | 29 entries |
| Pictures: | over 60 public |
| Interests: | 149: "the guys", airedale terriers, aladdin, all american rejects, american dad, american eagle, anchorman, animation, ataris, austin powers, back to the future, baseball, being silly, bob/helen, books, booze and whores, bowling for soup, brandon routh, butch walker, california, calvin and hobbes, canon pairings, capes, captain hero, cartoons, chai tea lattes, clothes, coffee, comedy, comics, conan o'brien, creativity, darkwing duck, dashboard confessional, diet pepsi, disney, disneyland, doc brown, dogs, drawing, drawn together, dvds, eighties cartoons, eighties movies, eighties music, elastigirl, evil twins, fallout boy, family guy, fan art, fan fiction, fastball special, flip flops, frappaccinos, friends, fruit loops, ghostbusters, giant robots, golf, goo goo dolls, history, homer simpson, horny the unicorn, ibooks, iced tea, in-n-out, intellegence, ipods, kicking ass, laughing, lawyers, live action cow, love, macs, marty mcfly, marvelous 3, matchbox 20, math, mexican food, midgets, mike myers, mitch, money, movies, mp3s, mr. incredible, mr. teeny, mtv, new found glory, ninja sex, not everybody loves raymond, not wearing pants, old navy, panic! at the disco, pepsi, peter griffin, pirates, pixar, pizza, polo shirts, randomness, reading, real world, rock, san francisco giants, scrubs, seinfeld, seth macfarlane, shopping, shrek, silliness, simpsons, sketching, skittles, sleeping, smart people, snickers, snl, snuggling, softball, sports, sr71, starbucks, sugarcult, superheroes, superman, swimming, tae kwon do, taft, tall guys, tamponball, the beach, the gap, the incredibles, the office, the sims, third eye blind, time travel, ucsb, vacations, vegetarians, veggie burgers, video games, wayne's world, will farrell, working out, world domination, writing, your mom |
| Schools: | Casa Roble Fundamental High School - Orangevale, CA
McGeorge School of Law - Sacramento, CA
University of California - Santa Barbara - Santa Barbara, CA
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| Friend of: | 47: 01011000101, a_pioneer_girl, anonymoose_au, applescruffs85, brokenboner, bttfbabe, clearbell, cllort, curious_cookie, docsgirl, dparr23, farrissc, foxywriter, futureboy88, gizmo_the_kitty, hockeydude55, impossblprncess, jeepgirl77, karuna_dreamer, kleenexwoman, lemonjelly_, littlei, livenolies, mell_o_drama, missnickers, mitchinabox, mooseys_sims, mrwiz, ms_kinnikufan, partnersintime, pdxgrrrl, pyewacket_1975, rayluxuryacht, rayluxyacht, shonasheastwood, sims2_snapshots, sirenfoxx, skittle_forever, slutty_the_bear, smudge_pot, theflhurricane, thewallyboy, timewanderer, venomous_violet, vixenfinn, whydah, yourlivewire |
| Member of: | 27: 100x100movies, __iiicons, _anchorman, americandadfans, backtothefanfic, brandonfans, bttf, bttf_elite, drawn_together, drwn_2gthr_icon, dt_housemates, fg_icons, freelayouts, get_dangerous, incredible100, macfarlane_cult, nsa_supers_love, ohnotheydidnt, paidmembers, paintedlayouts, pixarstudios, premade_ljs, scrubs_icons, simpsonsfiends, the_incredibles, tillyness, victory_is_mine |
| Account type: | Paid Account |
